Twisted Nixon

Who Really Was “Yvette”?

Learn the Truth about the Hottie that Stole Twisted Nixon’s Heart and Left them Broke and in Love

Written in early 1998 by Twisted Nixon when Yvette, the infamous Las Vegas exotic dancer stripper hottie knocked the pants off the band at the notorious Olympic Garden on Las Vegas Blvd. Referred to by the band as “The O.G.”, the boys went out for what they thought were a few beers and some eye candy relaxation when she walked in. They must have been ripe for the picking. After all, they just finished up a long rehearsal for an upcoming gig and they were looking for some new energy.

Well, it seems the stars were super bright, the galaxy was burning hot, and the moons were in full view aligned with the love gods as Yvette strutted in, shook it down, and turned Twisted Nixon from a punk band to a bunch of lapdance fools throwing down every last Andrew Jackson swearing that she really did love them only! Yeah Right!

Still dazed and living off the intoxication that was Yvette, the band was off to California where, in their Cali Storage Studio (a shitty rented U-Store It Garage), they penned Yvette; an ode to the stripper girlie that stole their heart and emptied their wallets.

“The O.G.” was the place and Yvette the inspiration as it took just 5 inspired minutes to do the song up with everyone in the band participating. Johnny Punish threw down the intro lick and said “In Walks in Yvette……” and the band just kicked in adding the melodies and back ground vocals that have become it’s signature. It was pure song magic. Perfect, just like Yvette.

When the band returned to tell Yvette about her song, she said “That’s So Sweet. But my real name is Julie”. For a brief second, the band thought to change the song to “Julie” but then said “Yvette, Dance for me and take all my money………” Rock On Yvette!

Produced by Paul Hampton of The Skeletones and Recorded at Riverside Studios in Downtown Riverside California. The song never made it to an album and was never released, until now!

Lyrics

In walks Yvette
with a cigarette
And a smile on her face
Like she owns this place

She’s only 21
Yvette justs wants to have fun
And make tons of cash
This I understand, 234

Oh! Yvette
Why don’t you make me a bet
That your eyes will speak to me
Tell me what do you really see

Just another Joe
its okay I already know
That it is just your job
And I’m another slob

Yvette I pay so don’t ever stop
I don’t care if they call the cops
Yvette you’re the best so I’m telling you
Yvette, Yvette, Yvette I want you—

To dance for me
And take all my money
Its okay I don’t care
I just want to feel your hair

All over my face
Cause you’re the best in this whole place
So let me feel your lovely skin
And let the love affair begin

Do you feel it too?
Or am I just another fool
Who fell for you
Just like all the others do

Strange to my Surprise
I see that glow that glow in your eyes
And I know she was feelin it too
What are we gonna do?

For one moment in time
The perfect girl was all mine
And I’ll never forget
I never forget , I , I , I Yvette

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